And now time for some male bashing (Forwarded)

Q. What is the difference between men and puppies?
A. Puppies grow up.

Q. Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A. Because they are…

Q. What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A. Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Q. What did God say after He created man?
A. I can do better than this! And then He created woman.

Q. What is the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?
A. I don’t know. I have never seen either.

Q. What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
A. (i) No mind (ii) No business.

Q. What is the difference between men and pigs?
A. Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink!

Q. What do you do with a man who thinks he’s God’s gift?
A. Exchange him!

Q. Why do men like smart women?
A. Opposites attract!