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While hair cutting, Government Employed Barber, asked Kapil Sibal, ‘’What’s this Swiss Bank issue?”

Kapil Sibal shouted, “YOU are cutting hair or making inquiry?”
Barber: Sorry Sir, I just simply asked.

Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked Pranab Mukherjee,“Sir, what’s this Black money issue?’’

Pranab shouted, ‘’Why do you ask me this question?’’
Barber: ‘’Sorry Sir, just simply asked you"

Next day, CBI interrogated the Barber,‘’Are you an agent of Baba Ramdev?’’
Barber: No Sir.

CBI: Are you the agent of Anna?
Barber: No Sir.

CBI: Then while cutting the hair, why you ask Congress Ministers about Swiss Bank and Black money issues?

Barber: Sir, the reason is, when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money,

The Congress Ministers’ hairs stand up straight;
And that helps me to cut the hair easily!