I seriously think that Wall Street should now be called as Fall Street after the titans fell like a house of cards. Or as Mall Street - for God alone knows which bank is up for grabs next!

But as more and more people claiming ignorance of exotic acronyms like CDOs and CDSs are now coming out of the woodwork I cannot resist posting a quote by Burton Malkiel - the author of "A Random Walk Down Wall Street":

A blindfolded monkey throwing darts at a newspaper's financial pages could select a portfolio that would do just as well as one carefully selected by the experts. :-)

My own Amar Jawan Jyoti

For Inspector Mohan Chand Sharma, who was injured in the encounter in Jamia and later died in a Delhi hospital......

Some cool SMSs

Some of the cool SMSs that friends forwarded to me last week.......

Please send your biodata and photo to Vodafone.

You will get a package plus a chance to come on TV.

So apply soon because the Vodafone dog just resigned, they want a monkey!

Beauty is AGELESS

Love is BOUNDLESS

Heartbeats are COUNTLESS

and a friend like you is HOPELESS

Oops! SHAMELESS

Sorry! USELESS

Aaila......extremely sorry......PRICELESS

Chubby cheeks

Dimpled Chin

Browny Lips

Tiny eyes

Rosy tongue

Actually I was pointing out the similarity between you and Vodafone dog. It's great!

Are you twins?

Sorry for disturbance but the matter is very urgent

Ravan has again kidnapped Sita so we need 100 monkeys urgently

So start as soon as you get this SMS.

Jai Shri Ram!