I was mightily entertained by Pervez Musharraf’s address at the “Azadi Show”. I mean look at this guy – he doesn’t have a clue about where he is going to spend his retirement years. Yet, his heart (does he have any?) beats for Kashmir. The word “Chaos” is simply inadquate to describe the mess in Pakistan. And yet, he is condemning the “Human Rights Violation” in the neighboring nation. He asserts that every Pakistani is “with their brothers and sisters in Kashmir”. And yet, history tells us that this very man never wasted a moment in sparing any thought for his “brothers and sisters in Pakistan”.

C’mon Mush, give us a break, will you? Haven’t you heard the expression “you cannot fool all the people all the time”? Do you really think that the world is naïve enough to believe that you are concerned about those in India who you call your “breathren”? We all know it’s the land that your heart beats for.

But tell me one thing - just what the hell is Pakistan going to do even if it gets Kashmir? We can all see what you have done with what you got in 1947. Can you please set your house in order before advising neighbors on how to restore order in theirs? You don’t have to take the advice “Love thy neighbor” to heart so much.

Oh and BTW, I hope you have figured out what to do in your spare time (now that you will get so much!) because I am sure Begam Musharraf won’t be too pleased if you just hang about the house (wherever that is going to be) doing nothing. :-) Happy Retirement!