Holy Cow - it's a UFO

First it was the cows that were being sucked up from the farms and now the missiles are being misfired - apparently because of the UFOs. What's with CNN telecasting such banal stories from the US? Have they run out of serious subjects? Here's Larry King sitting along with 3-4 authors of books on UFOs and alien abductions. An angry dude pops in from time to time claiming that "he was right there when it happened". Reminds me of that mad scientist character from "The Independence Day".

Is this an attempt to divert the general populace's attention from the soaring prices of oil and the nosediving economic scenario? Or is it that the aliens are visiting earth because they have some retirement plans in mind for Mr. Bush after November? :-)