I was reading a TOI article on Delhi elections today. Couldn't help but laugh at the following:

Manoj Verma, who owns a shop in the cantonment area catering largely to services personnel, sprung a surprise by saying Modi shouldn't have called Obama for the Republic Day parade and showed him our guns and tanks. But why, we asked. "Arre, yeh toh Audi wale ko Alto dikhana hai," he said and laughed.