A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab.

Then the driver said: Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the hell out of me! The passenger apologized & said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much.

The driver replied," Sorry it is not your fault. Today is my first day as a taxi driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years.....




MORAL: Do not stick to one job for a long time!!!