Flipping through the channels over the weekend, I landed in the midst of a movie called "Planet Terror" - another one of those "zombies on a rampage" movies. I was about to switch out when I heard one of the characters deliver a dialogue so funny that I cannot resist the temptation to repeat it here.

To cut the long story short, as in any zombie movie, a group of people are trying to save themselves. When handing out guns to them a cop instructs:

Don't shoot yourself, don't shoot each other and most important of all, don't shoot me :-)