That the various politicial parties are chasing Bollywood actors - like Sanjay Dutt, SRK and Akshay Kumar - should come as no surprise. After all, it’s natural for our politicians to feel affinity for fellow actors. Don’t look at me like that.

Haven’t you seen our leaders act indignant when they get a chance to point fingers at someone from a rival party for some wrongdoing?

Haven’t you seen them say with a poke face that they are squaky clean?

Haven’t you seen them feigning shock and grief each time the country is rocked by violence perpetrated by the cowards that we have got as our neighbor after 1947?

Haven’t you seen them talk about patriotism when they deliver their speeches on every 15th August and 26th January? If this is not acting, I will eat my hat!

Oh and don’t forget that the Bollywood actors with immense fan following across the country will set the party coffers ringing. I bet you anything under the sun that our politicians will give these actors a run for their money (!) when it comes to acting department – because they are the true “Khalnaayaks” and “it’s not only difficult but impossible to catch” anyone of them at it.