I was searching for some quotes on "the first day at job" to SMS one of my friends who just took up a new one.

I found this absolutely hilarious one by Drew Carey:

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. "

And to the following one:

"Learn to think in positive affirmations. Affirmations are any statements you make. Too often we think in negative affirmations. Negative affirmations only create more of what you say you don't want. Saying, I hate my job, will get you nowhere. Declaring, I now accept a wonderful new job, will open the channels in your consciousness to create that.

--Louise Hay"

I have to say "Lady, come work in the company where I work" :-)