Monday, February 8, 2010

Kangaroo Court

So now we have the top Victorian cop advising Indians to look as poor as they possibly can. I don't know what that means, do you? More bizarre suggestions like not carrying jewellery or iPods follow. How about the spectacles? Can they wear them, Mr. Outlandish, sorry, Mr. Overland? Should they wear shoes or roam about bare-footed?

He says if Indians can live somewhere safer, they should. Alright then, what are the so-called "Safer" areas in Aussie Land? The Great Barrier Reef, maybe?

I am against the ban on Aussie Players because I don't think this should be an "eye-for-an-eye" kind of a scenario. But here are some tips on how they can protect themselves in the face of the ban by the Shivsena:

1. If they can play somewhere safer, they should.
2. Players should avoid carrying bats, pads or any other cricketing gear.
3. They should try to look as Indian as they possibly can

Howzzat Folks? :-)

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